Dear Nickelback,That's enough.Thanks,Shawn
Agreed. Most of their songs sound the same all these years.
You don't like their songs? ...I mean song?
Freshify: and they weren't too great to begin with.Sean: haha, exactly.
Nonononononono! What's with the thunder-stealing? I do "Open Letter" posts, too, and I literally have a draft titled, "An Open Letter to Nickelback" that I never finished.Lame. Just totally lame, dude.
@ Heather: How absurd. First of all, I've been doing "Open Letter" posts offline since 1915, so I must insist that you cease and desist. Second, I invite you to revisit The Shark Tank in April, when we begin our "Awesome Vintage Advertisements" series with a bang. Should be fun.
I invite you to READ THIS SUBPOENA FROM MY ATTORNEY!MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"Subpoena" is a funny word. And who are these people who just have attorneys? "I'm calling my attorney!" You just have an attorney sitting around waiting for a call from you? I don't get it.
I'm grateful to both you Shawn, and Heather. It takes more than one letter for even the best causes to go viral.
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