03 March 2009

An Open Letter to Nickelback

Dear Nickelback,

That's enough.

Thanks,
Shawn

7 comments:

freshify said...

Agreed. Most of their songs sound the same all these years.

Sean Donland said...

You don't like their songs?
...I mean song?

Shawn said...

Freshify: and they weren't too great to begin with.

Sean: haha, exactly.

Heather Cherry said...

Nonononononono! What's with the thunder-stealing? I do "Open Letter" posts, too, and I literally have a draft titled, "An Open Letter to Nickelback" that I never finished.

Lame. Just totally lame, dude.

Shawn said...

@ Heather: How absurd. First of all, I've been doing "Open Letter" posts offline since 1915, so I must insist that you cease and desist.

Second, I invite you to revisit The Shark Tank in April, when we begin our "Awesome Vintage Advertisements" series with a bang. Should be fun.

Heather Cherry said...

I invite you to READ THIS SUBPOENA FROM MY ATTORNEY!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Subpoena" is a funny word. And who are these people who just have attorneys? "I'm calling my attorney!" You just have an attorney sitting around waiting for a call from you? I don't get it.

Margo said...

I'm grateful to both you Shawn, and Heather. It takes more than one letter for even the best causes to go viral.