Dear Onion Ring,
Why are you here? Are you a stowaway? A promotional tactic? A bonus? Please respond.
Thanks,
Shawn
I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus
3 years ago
10 March 2009
An Open Letter To The Lone Onion Ring In My Box of Burger King Fries
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6 comments:
lol!
It looks like your food is having an identity crisis. Just put him out of his misery.
I've often wondered about that myself. Perhaps he's trying to escape and has absolutely no concept of where and what France actually is?
What did it say?
I hope its a promotional tactic, because if they just let anything drop into the deep fryer...I mean an onion ring is fairly big, it doesn't even look like a french fry. You could spot the odd man out from fifty feet away. What I'm saying is, if they don't notice a white elephant like that falling into your food...what are you eating?
the fried food gods were smiling at you
Kirsten: done and done.
Humorsmith: It is something of an epidemic. You could be on to something (or on something?)
Sean: It apparently cannot type letters. As to your other point: exactly. It's bad enough what we KNOW is in that food.
Margo: As they should. I've given them many offerings.
Such a happy moment when this happens. Like a free sampler platter...except that you probably paid for it.
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