Let's take a look at some of the rumors floating around the entertainment world and see if they are FACT or NOT FACT! (Someone should really invent an antonym for "fact").
Rumor: Cate Blanchett Is Joining the Cast of Robin Hood
The Story: Oscar winning actress Cate Blanchett has signed on to play the part of Maid Marion in Ridley Scott's new movie, Robin Hood. The film also stars Russell Crowe as the titular character.
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Rumor: Brad Pitt is Divorcing Angelina Jolie and Turning to the Monastery
The Story: Brad Pitt is putting an end to the Brangelina story with a surprising twist. He's leaving the Hollywood beauty and devoting his life to Buddhism in the form of becoming a Tibetan monk.
Different MonkThe Verdict: This celebrity rumor is NOT FACT! Mixup resulting from a movie no one saw.
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Rumor: Dreamworks Animation is Losing Money
The Story: The entertainment studio experienced losses of 45% in the last quarter, due to weak sales of their DVDs and disappointing box office returns.
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Rumor: Rachael Ray Once a Werewolf
The Story: The popular cooking show host and bestselling author battled the disease known as lycanthropy for most of her early adult life. Countless sheep and not a few hobos lost their lives to her bloodthirsty moonlit rampages.
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Rumer: Demi Moore's Daughter
The Story: Also Bruce Willis's.
The Verdict: This celebrity Rumer is FACT!
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Rumor: Cats of All Kinds Have Worn Out Their Welcome on the Internet
The Story: LOLcats, cats with blogs, and people who obsess over cats: it's time for you to go.
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Rumor: A Resident of India Was Not in the Cast of Slumdog Millionaire
The Story: Aaniya Chopra of Jakarta was the sole member of the Indian population not cast in the Oscar Winning drama.
Squeeze inThe Verdict: This celebrity rumor is NOT FACT! She was in a deleted scene. Final answer.
3 comments:
I ♥ Cate Blanch. The real inside scoop was that Sienna Miller had the part. Russell C. thought she was to young and pretty and thin to play along side him. Since he is on a diet and exercise for the part, and she would make him look bad. So he went to producers and got her fired and then Cate stepped in. Better in the long run...I like Cate.
i love the brangelina update....made me laugh out loud
In agreement with J. above here...
Also, love the Rachael Ray bit...too cute!
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