26 February 2009

FACT or NOT FACT!

Let's take a look at some of the rumors floating around the entertainment world and see if they are FACT or NOT FACT! (Someone should really invent an antonym for "fact").

Rumor: Cate Blanchett Is Joining the Cast of Robin Hood



The Story: Oscar winning actress Cate Blanchett has signed on to play the part of Maid Marion in Ridley Scott's new movie, Robin Hood. The film also stars Russell Crowe as the titular character.

Best version

The Verdict: This celebrity rumor is FACT! The film was formerly known as "Nottingham".

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Rumor: Brad Pitt is Divorcing Angelina Jolie and Turning to the Monastery


The Story: Brad Pitt is putting an end to the Brangelina story with a surprising twist. He's leaving the Hollywood beauty and devoting his life to Buddhism in the form of becoming a Tibetan monk.

Different Monk

The Verdict: This celebrity rumor is NOT FACT! Mixup resulting from a movie no one saw.

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Rumor: Dreamworks Animation is Losing Money


The Story: The entertainment studio experienced losses of 45% in the last quarter, due to weak sales of their DVDs and disappointing box office returns.


Not to lay blame...

The Verdict: This rumor is FACT! But they are counting on the 3D Monsters vs Aliens to break the slump.

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Rumor: Rachael Ray Once a Werewolf



The Story: The popular cooking show host and bestselling author battled the disease known as lycanthropy for most of her early adult life. Countless sheep and not a few hobos lost their lives to her bloodthirsty moonlit rampages.

Kill it!

The Verdict: The celeb rumor is NOT FACT! She was, and is, a vampire.

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Rumer: Demi Moore's Daughter


The Story: Also Bruce Willis's.


The Verdict: This celebrity Rumer is FACT!

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Rumor: Cats of All Kinds Have Worn Out Their Welcome on the Internet


The Story: LOLcats, cats with blogs, and people who obsess over cats: it's time for you to go.


He can stay

The Verdict: This celebrity (?) rumor is FACT! Byez!

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Rumor: A Resident of India Was Not in the Cast of Slumdog Millionaire


The Story: Aaniya Chopra of Jakarta was the sole member of the Indian population not cast in the Oscar Winning drama.

Squeeze in

The Verdict: This celebrity rumor is NOT FACT! She was in a deleted scene. Final answer.

3 comments:

The Hussy Housewife said...

I ♥ Cate Blanch. The real inside scoop was that Sienna Miller had the part. Russell C. thought she was to young and pretty and thin to play along side him. Since he is on a diet and exercise for the part, and she would make him look bad. So he went to producers and got her fired and then Cate stepped in. Better in the long run...I like Cate.

J. Mayhew said...

i love the brangelina update....made me laugh out loud

Ambrosia said...

In agreement with J. above here...

Also, love the Rachael Ray bit...too cute!