Greg Duberson's 4th of July Sale

[Even the Shark Tank has to pay the bills somehow, so for today's entry I'm turning the wheel over to Greg Duberson. Duberson is the "undisputed king of the 4th of July and also every holiday" and is here to tell you about some of the wonderful products he's selling this year. Take it away, Greg!]

GREG DUBERSON'S 4TH OF JULY BONANZA!!

Well guess what it's your old pal "the Dubes" here again with some great stuff for you to celabrate the 4th of July in style because if there's anything that we're talking about on this day it is INDEPENDENCE! That means we don't have to be afraid of terrorists or the british or also the guys who dress like girls.Because this is MAN'S BUSINESS and it's all about AMERICA! Want to have the time of your life then this is the place and I've got the goods! Let's SEE WHAT'S HERE!

AMERICAN FLAG TEE SHIRT!!



Now with this tee shirt that I designed myself with the help of some photo software you can be looking the part of a real patriot on this INDEPENDENCE DAY! Speaking of that, have you seen that movie? That's probably the best movie of all time if you ask me and if you want I've got a copy of that tape in my van and I might just play it while the sale is going on. I taped it off TV but I took out all the commercials and junk. $22.99


1776 MARBLES!!




I counted them myself which took me just about forever. You can't have the jar, but if you bring something to hold the marbles in I can just pour them out into whatever you bring. The reason you can't have the jar is because it belongs to my neighbor and he likes to keep stuff like insects and bats and stuff in it. I dont know what he's using to hold all that stuff while I'm using it for my marbles but I hope there's not a bat flying around in his house because it could bite him and then he might turn into a dracula. $9.50.


INDEPENDENCE DAY VIDEO!!




Aw, why the hell not. $7.75


ALOE PLANT!!



A lot of people like to set off fireworks themselves on the 4th of JULY I KNOW I DO! But if you're not careful you can burn yourself with one of those sparklers or even blow your hand plum off. I remember one time when I was just a young buck there was this kid named Danny Matthews and he lit a cherry bomb off and didn't get away fast enough. It didn't even hurt him at all but later that summer he got hit by a milk truck and it made him retarded. $35.00.


Well that's not all I got, but that's all I'm going to show you on this blog because we have to keep some things a SURPISE to make you want to come out and see the sale!!! I changed locations again, this time I'll be in the parking lot of Bok Tower Gardens in Lake Wales, Florida on Friday from 8:00 in the morning till whenever and the same thing on Saturday unless security kicks me out and then I'll be at the Hardees on state road 60.

Greg Duberson's Easter Sale

[Even the Shark Tank has to pay the bills somehow, so for today's entry I'm turning the wheel over to Greg Duberson. Duberson is the "undisputed king of Easter and also every holiday" and is here to tell you about some of the wonderful products he's selling this year. Take it away, Greg!]

Greg Duberson's Easter Extravaganza!!

It's such an honor and a privelege that Shawn and The Shark Tank are letting me come here and tell you all about the great and COOL stuff I have to sell to you on this great Easter holiday! As you know, Easter is all about the coming of the Jesus and how he died for our SINS! But it's not the least bit of a sin for you to come out to my shop and take a look at some of the great Easter PRESENTS that will make your loved ones stand up and shout "The Easter Holiday is the best in the WORLD!"

No more talking about it! More Getting to the PROGRAM!



JESUS BASEBALL CARD!





This card is RARE! I don't think it has anything to do with the real Jesus in the Bible but it sure would be a funny gift for someone in your family if they liked baseball and they also liked the Bible! One time I was at a baseball game on EASTER day and I bought a bag of peanuts from that guy who's always going around yelling about peanuts and beer. He threw the bag at me and I wasn't even looking. It hit me in the face! I started laughing but I really didn't think it was funny and later I tried to sue them but I didn't really know how to do that so nothing ever happened. $9.50.



JUICE BOX!





I don't know if you go to church or not but if you don't then you should because you won't be saved if you just go around thinking mean thoughts and stealing mail from other people's mailboxes. Anyway, sometimes at church they have comunionn, which is where you drink some grape juice and eat a cracker. Now you can do this yourself or you can take it to church and save the church from having to use up so much of their own grape juice! $1.00


EGG HOME!





A lot of times people get eggs at Easter and they HIDE them around the yard or around the house. But then maybe the kids find the eggs and don't have any place to put them because eggs roll around and sometimes they get lost FOREVER! If you get this little egg home, your kids can put their eggs inside and then they wont loose them before its time to find the candy or paint them or whatveer! I had some real EGGS in the home before, but they started to smell really bad like when you poop so I had to get rid of them. The egg home still smells a little like that. $3.00.


RABBIT JERKY!




I almost dont even want to sell this pack of rabbit JERKY because it's so delishhh! It says on the front of the package that its supposed to be just for dogs but I can tell you from my own opinion that you shouldn't even THINK about giving it to your dog. It's way too good for that! Also every time I talk about rabbit jerky or beef jerky I think about the JERKY BOYS! Remember them from back in the day? They were so funny when they would call people up and be like, "Ha, what's up, jerky!" $5.50


Well that's all I'm going to tell you about because if I keep showing you all the stuff I have you won't even have any surprises when you come out to see me! I didn't even tell you about the best thing because Shawn said that it might be illegal to put it up on the Internet. But it's not I'm pretty sure. It's just kinda weird. Anyway, the sale is open Saturday and Sunday, sun or rain! Just go back behind the Freevale Trailer Park in Ybor City, FL, and you'll see a van with the words "EASTER EASTER COME GET YOUR EASTER" on the side and that'll be me!

Greg Duberson's St. Patrick's Day Sale

[Even the Shark Tank has to pay the bills somehow, so for today's entry I'm turning the wheel over to Greg Duberson. Duberson is the "undisputed king of St. Patrick's Day and also every holiday" and is here to tell you about some of the wonderful products he's selling this year. Take it away, Greg!]

GREG DUBERSON'S ST.PATRICK'S DAY BLOWOUT!!!

I can't tell you enough how much it means to me for Shawn and The Shark Tank to let me come back and tell all you folks about the special sale I'm having tomorrow (AND TODAY) for St. Patrick's Day. The last time I was here and I told you about the Valentine's Day stuff and all that, and I couldn't BELIEVE how many people showed up. It was really heart warming and it made me think that maybe I was right when I told that doctor to go to heck.

Let's do it!!

DEAD FROG!!



I thought it would be so much fun to mostly sell green stuff on St. Patrick's Day, since so much of the holiday is about wearing green stuff and drinking things that aren't usually green but then they are green on this DAY. Like green beer, like I once drank at a bar in Port St. Lucie. But the weird thing was is that it wasn't even St. Patrick's Day in fact I think it was closer to Christmas. And I remember that it gave me the poops for almost a week. But anyway, this is a dead frog I found and you can see that he's not really green, but when I think of frogs I think of green frogs like Kermit. For sale only $3.25.

GREEN UNDERWEAR!!



These are brand new from the store and now you can wear em for only a part of the cost!! Naw, I'm just kidding, they're mine. I don't really remember why I bought them except I remember I used to watch those commercials with the green M&M and I would start to feeling in that way that made me want to rub up against my trailer. I guess that's why I bought this underwear even though I kinda think it's for a girl. I only wore them a few times though so they're like NEW! $10.50.


JAR OF PICKLES!!



Do you like pickles because to me they're about the worst thing I've ever tasted in my LIFE! One time this guy gave me a pickle and he said "try that" and so I did. Well it's kind of embarrassing but the second I bit down on the pickle, I started to throw up. But then I didn't want to be rude or nothing so I held my throw up inside my mouth and I ate the pickle and swallowed the throw up back down in my stomach. $5.99.


STREET SIGN!!




Well, I don't actually have this one in stock right now but if you are interested, I can help you get it down. I've got some tools leftover from when I was in the plumming business and I don't think it should be too hard to get it down. One thing is that it might be against the law to take the sign down so if your a cop or something probably you have to tell me before we make the sale. Because if you don't then that's entrapment and I won't go to jail.

Well, that's all I've got to show you. I don't want to give away all the stuff I have because then there wouldn't be any surprises for you to actually show up and SEE! Anyway, I've moved to the back of Catfish Country in Lakeland, FL right off of South Bartow Highway. If you come around the back then you'll see my van and I'll have a sign out front that says St. Patrick's Day SALE! and there'll be a little drawing of a leprechaun. THANKS!

Greg Duberson's Valentines

Even the Shark Tank has to pay the bills somehow, so for today's entry I'm turning the wheel over to Greg Duberson. Duberson is the "undisputed king of Valentine's Day and also every holiday" and is here to tell you about some of the wonderful products he's selling this year. Take it away, Greg!


Greg Duberson's Valentines!!

All righty then there is some mighty fine good Valentine's stuff I've have to sell on this day for the specialty woman in life and you can be rest assured it will be the best Valentine's Day because these are some good stuff! Before I get to the GREAT ITEMS!! I have for sale at February 14th (aND BEFORE!) i have to say THANK YOU to Shawn Bryan and the SHARK TANK for letting me tell you all about my MERCHANDISE! Let's do this thing!!!

LIGHTER!

Because you're darling is the light of your life and she makes you have a heart on fire, here is a nice new lighter that you can give her to keep the flame burning! This lighter is only $2.00 which is a special price on account of the circumstances of the economy right now and everyone losing they're jobs. I cant feel good about sticking it to people who are just trying to get by--LIKE THE DUBMAN! They say this Obama is going to get us out of this mess and people will be going back to work pretty soon and I hope that's the truth because I voted for him and that should make the difference because this is AMERICA where the people speak! If you pay me an extra $1.00 I can draw a heart on the lighter which is with a permenet Sharpie and it wont come out just like your love for him or her will never die.


FEATHER!

Wings of an angel is what your sweetie has on this VALETINE'S DAY!! Why not give her a gift that tells her that she is the bird of your life! I've only got three of these feathers in stock right now so it wouldnt be a good idea to wait around to the last minute if you've got your heart set on giving her the flight gift this day of special harmony between men and women! Some people have told me this feather came off a dove and wouldnt that be precious! A dove is the symbol of love for the earth and American soldiers too and Noah. $5.



LOCUST SHELL!

Are you going to give your sweetie flowers or those chalky candy things this Valentine's Day or are you going to give her something she'll probably remember for a long time! If you want to give her something she'll be thinking about when the lights are off and she's trying to sleep but she can't because this gift is all she can think about: A LOCUST SHELL is what you need to buy! Only $6 gets you a premiem locust shell. RARE!



WEIRD DOLL!

I don't really know about this one but i know that a lot of girls like plushy stuff so this is something they should LIKE ALSO! It costs $9.00 and I got it at the State Fair last year by winning the first prize in a game where you knock the bottles over with a ball. It got rained on because i left it in my van and the right passenger window wont go up all the day. That was the day it rained almost from the beginning of the day until the next afternoon. You might remember it because they were talking about it on channel 4. Anyway the doll is still good and it smells a little funny but you can just say thats the SMELL OF YOUR LOVE!

If you want to see all the things I have then I cant give it all away in this one commerical. Plus then you need to come out and see me and see for yourself all my good Valetine's Day suprises! If you do want to then just come out to the WAl-Mart on 43rd street in Orlando, FL, and then behind that Wal-Mart I've got a blue van and that's where I'm selling stuff for VALENTINE'S DAY! Bring your money because I cant accept any credit cards or checks or such.