Dear nake,
I have een you in the yard, lithering through the bu he and hi ing at me when I get too clo e. It' time for you to leave, plea e.
incerely,
hawn
CC: Dell Computer , INC.
Dear Dell,
A certain letter on my keyboard no longer work . Plea e end replacement.
Thank ,
hawn
heRRo, hawn,
ReplyDeleteWe are sorry you have troubre with your keyboard. We don't repRace keyboards. Prease get a new one from Best Buy.
Thank you.
DeRR Computer
i was asked to pass this on to you, sir.
ReplyDeletedear shawn (notice that all of the keyssss on my mac are working jusssst fine - dell sssssucks),
i dont sssslither around your computer. maybe you should sssstay out of the bushesss.
-sssssnake
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P.S. You have an award at my site.
ReplyDeleteZhawn,
ReplyDeleteWhen you own a Dell computer, you learn to adapt. You need to get uzed to thingz not working az they zhould.
I have heard if you uze a zhovel, that zhould take care of the znake in your yard. Aim for the hizzing part, and whack away.
Thi i the hit, hawn!
ReplyDeleteHawn, does your power cord stay plugged into the cpu? I've had two Hells and both of them had issues with this. Like one part was made in China and the other in India.
ReplyDeleteCarl: Dell better not ay anything of the ort!
ReplyDeleteJer ey Girl: It would figure you would be friend with the nake. And it would figure that the nake would u e a Mac.
dizzblnd: omtime that all you can do.
Heather: An award for me?? weeet!
Da Old Man: Thank for the advice! I think my grandpa ha a hovel that will do the trick!
demarcu ar: Thank !
Margo: Thi i my fir t Dell and I haven't had that problem, no.
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ReplyDeleteP.Sssssssss. I'm not leaving, assssssssshole.
Ah, it's fixed itself.
ReplyDeleteWhen, um, did my comment section become a preferred place for roleplaying, I wonder...
More importantly ... did you kill the snake? I hate those little hiss machines.
ReplyDeleteChris: No! The snake lives, is angry, and has discovered my blog. Considering moving.
ReplyDeleteAn Open Letter to Shawn,
ReplyDeleteGuess what? It looks like I will be suing you as I was writing open letters way before you were.
Witness exhibit A!
That's it!! You'll be hearing from my attorney, who is a close personal friend of Judge Joe Brown and Judge Judy's.
Yours truly, Catherinette
catherinette: A compelling argument. How-EVER, as I have explained to a certain other blogger who ALSO treads on this territory, I have been doing Open Letter posts since 1912. I hung them up in Thompson's Market. HNBC?
ReplyDelete(That's How now, brown cow, if you aren't up with the lingo.)
I started just to write: "LLOL" because this made me laugh, and then I was treated to the inane string of comments which followed...lol
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