tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post8398555251817416255..comments2023-07-20T08:50:16.157-04:00Comments on The Shark Tank: An Experiment in ScienceShawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-43472887620228383612009-06-18T14:43:56.045-04:002009-06-18T14:43:56.045-04:00Dizz: A scientist's work is never done--count ...Dizz: A scientist's work is never done--count on that!<br /><br />Jersey: Well, they went by pretty fast.Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-25360385076000607262009-06-10T19:15:20.633-04:002009-06-10T19:15:20.633-04:00hee hee hee...
I went back into the kitchen and m...hee hee hee...<br /><br />I went back into the kitchen and made a new batch, missing the funny parts of the movie in the process.<br /><br />-a.JerseyGirlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-23654609507386871672009-06-04T14:58:37.604-04:002009-06-04T14:58:37.604-04:00could you imagine if that had worked? Then you co...could you imagine if that had worked? Then you could figure out the secret to growing a money tree and share the knowledge with everyone...<br /><br /><br />....sigh you need to try harderAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14869448149679702821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-66906337517236186672009-06-04T09:27:31.082-04:002009-06-04T09:27:31.082-04:00Nan-Nan: Ugh, growing your own food is so complica...Nan-Nan: Ugh, growing your own food is so complicated! I think I should have paid more attention to the "background research" part of it.<br /><br />Laineypie: You're going to be so embarrassed when I actually do that and then you have to follow through. <br /><br />Dalton: Never! I see your point, but never!Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-85939678655995715292009-06-03T23:27:46.373-04:002009-06-03T23:27:46.373-04:00When it comes to getting a deal on macaroni and ch...When it comes to getting a deal on macaroni and cheese, sometimes you just have to put your differences aside for the greater good even if Blake Osgood is your arch-enemy.Dalton J. Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09760255840867411912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-81786564281374870712009-06-03T20:16:15.292-04:002009-06-03T20:16:15.292-04:00When you have a child and name it "Blogger&qu...When you have a child and name it "Blogger", I shall be first to follow you. ;)Laineypie.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11700340326142353816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-50673507656807327372009-06-03T15:38:35.936-04:002009-06-03T15:38:35.936-04:00HellOOOOooooo???? Osmocote? Miracle Grow? Even a ...HellOOOOooooo???? Osmocote? Miracle Grow? Even a simple fish head? DUUUUHHHHH!Nan-Nanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15128900856597270884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-19447715058857717692009-06-03T15:26:20.195-04:002009-06-03T15:26:20.195-04:00Jeff: Normally puns are banned from this area, but...Jeff: Normally puns are banned from this area, but I like that one so I'll make an exception. THIS time.<br /><br />Mike: It's Florida. It rains every day.<br /><br />Jenn: Now damn it, why didn't I come to you before doing the experiment. I knew I had done something wrong, but how was I to know just how far off the mark I was?Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-47653361250985793082009-06-03T15:19:57.341-04:002009-06-03T15:19:57.341-04:00Well, the problem IS, Shawn, that shells aren'...Well, the problem IS, Shawn, that shells aren't grown that way. <br /><br />See, shells are a secretion from the animal itself. <br /><br />We're talking animals here, and not vegetables-- that's where your hypothesis went wrong. <br /><br />So what you need to do is find yourself a small collection of pastapods, preferably of the velveetus cheesius species, and then grow those in a tank. <br /><br />They thrive on milk- which is what helps make the shell secretions strong and eventually very nice and nukable in water.<br /><br />You're welcome. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-22706694593363192602009-06-03T12:05:25.772-04:002009-06-03T12:05:25.772-04:00Did you water the tree?Did you water the tree?Mikehttp://www.mindofspaz.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-52395635174887908052009-06-03T11:37:05.010-04:002009-06-03T11:37:05.010-04:00Mmmm. Mac and trees.Mmmm. Mac and trees.Jeff Tompkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00003374634980549204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-86539073410251327662009-06-03T10:35:34.881-04:002009-06-03T10:35:34.881-04:00Scott: Hmm, even if that doesn't work, it migh...Scott: Hmm, even if that doesn't work, it might make the funnest (yeah, I said it) science experiment of all time.<br /><br />Maureen: Ohhh. They were all just mushed together?<br /><br />Funnyrunner: I don't even use milk to begin with! But I eat upwards of ten boxes a day. It really adds up.<br /><br />Reforming: Boo. Boo to this no-cal mac and cheese.<br /><br />C.B.: Well that's an affront to nature and good taste. Gummy worms should be eradicated, not bred.<br /><br />Silicone: That may have happened. I should go back out and check. Sometimes the most interesting inventions come as accidents!<br /><br />Chris: Yes, unfortunately this experiment did not end that way.<br /><br />Haley: Yeah...me too.<br /><br />Bearman: D'oh! Why didn't I learn this stuff in school?<br /><br />Jen: Damn dog! A jellybean and money tree would have been awesome.<br /><br />Sue: It was stovetop mac and cheese. I'll take your advice if I give it another go. A Starbucks Frappuccino tree would be rather terrific.<br /><br />Dave: Sorry, science. It was an accident.Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-56680613674088271462009-06-02T19:38:07.740-04:002009-06-02T19:38:07.740-04:00Science is fun. Up until now 'cause I think you m...Science is fun. Up until now 'cause I think you might have killed it.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01896991263612360471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-19475246931118526792009-06-02T18:02:14.401-04:002009-06-02T18:02:14.401-04:00Please tell me you made the mac and cheese in the ...Please tell me you made the mac and cheese in the microwave, if not there's your problem. Everyone knows you have to go nuclear, that's how I got my mocha cappuccino tree to grow.Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10035409330352625930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-47013395184656908492009-06-02T17:26:53.653-04:002009-06-02T17:26:53.653-04:00We, as in my daughter, planted jelly beans and pen...We, as in my daughter, planted jelly beans and pennies this spring. Presumably with the same hope you had of not only having her own source of jelly beans but to also have a money tree. The dog ate both the jelly beans and several pennies. He had horrible gas for days and if we could figure out a way to harness that power we might be onto something. Good luck and keep trying.Jenhttp://redheadranting.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-85998129049480115242009-06-02T17:03:57.656-04:002009-06-02T17:03:57.656-04:00Silly boy...everyone knows pasta shells have to be...Silly boy...everyone knows pasta shells have to be grown in water...SHELLS!!! duh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-732102603033206822009-06-02T16:50:10.145-04:002009-06-02T16:50:10.145-04:00I once pooped in the garden - no story - just tho...I once pooped in the garden - no story - just thought I'd mention it.Haleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06610789932715313483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-33387828439286294362009-06-02T16:09:40.708-04:002009-06-02T16:09:40.708-04:00Any experiment involving mac and cheese is bound t...Any experiment involving mac and cheese is bound to be successful, as long as the conclusion is, "now eat the mac and cheese."Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-13057694003413727272009-06-02T16:06:46.008-04:002009-06-02T16:06:46.008-04:00Oh how sad....although I didn't think it would gro...Oh how sad....although I didn't think it would grow a tree, I held hope in that with a little determination you would at least be able to produce cheese flavored earthworms and maybe some shell shaped rolie polies.Alyson Enolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01476875340839985099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-53364154874932677072009-06-02T14:30:34.029-04:002009-06-02T14:30:34.029-04:00I know how you feel. My gummy worm breeding experi...I know how you feel. My gummy worm breeding experiment rendered similar results.Christopher Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10627806433170015538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-60060588153482949722009-06-02T13:57:51.021-04:002009-06-02T13:57:51.021-04:00Look at it a different way. Your experiment did w...Look at it a different way. Your experiment did work. It produced no-calorie mac an cheese.ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-50347638693847402452009-06-02T12:33:12.968-04:002009-06-02T12:33:12.968-04:00LOL. I've been wondering where you've been.... to...LOL. I've been wondering where you've been.... to save money on mac n cheese, one of the world's greatest foods, indeed, you may omit the milk. C'mon - what is it? 33 cents a box at the most? <br /><br />My son, when he was younger, decided to plant one of the seeds from his apple. I gave in and planted the dumb seed in a styrofoam cup and set it on the windowsill. Hot damn if a sprout didn't appear. My son goes: "yay! Now we can grow our own apples this year!"Funnyrunnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06871547075275345029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-61164897510086672022009-06-02T11:51:59.916-04:002009-06-02T11:51:59.916-04:00Did you ensure you planted the shells right side u...Did you ensure you planted the shells right side up? Cause if you planted them upside down, of course they wouldn't grow, you dolt.<br /><br />Duh!Maureenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01797167028822330935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-65657808167426038292009-06-02T11:32:01.974-04:002009-06-02T11:32:01.974-04:00Ok, I know exactly what went wrong. Fortunately I’...Ok, I know exactly what went wrong. Fortunately I’ve just crossed this threshold of discovery myself! You need fertilizer, simple as that. You bury Blake Osgood FIRST, then the mac and cheese on top. Two birds with one stone, because now you have his mac and cheese to sustain you until your tree grows. I just figured this out while trying to grow my pizza tree. It took 3 delivery guys but I think I’m starting to see a sprout! Scientific discovery takes sacrifice. Literally!Scott Oglesbyhttp://zodiblog.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-68625033299412552952009-06-02T10:33:37.280-04:002009-06-02T10:33:37.280-04:00Wendy: Well, I had hoped that the tree would grow ...Wendy: Well, I had hoped that the tree would grow mac and cheese complete with the bowl, thus cutting down on preparation and dishwashing. <br /><br />Winky: That's a different matter, since Fruit Loops naturally grow on trees. <br /><br />CZO: That's just great. Now my failed experiment has me in trouble with the city.<br /><br />Eric: Tens! I don't have all week to make it as a scientist.<br /><br />Thinkin: I know. It would have been glorious for mac and cheese lovers everywhere.Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.com