tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post4845485560433399777..comments2023-07-20T08:50:16.157-04:00Comments on The Shark Tank: Things Found In Our Easter EggsShawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-14713952390177458022009-04-11T12:44:00.000-04:002009-04-11T12:44:00.000-04:00I put aspirin and bandaids in our plastic eggs bec...I put aspirin and bandaids in our plastic eggs because our family does full-contact easter egg hunting. It's great fun (til someone puts an eye out)!Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03115002505324651653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-38476213802008221172009-04-11T06:16:00.000-04:002009-04-11T06:16:00.000-04:00We're not 11, just have the maturity of 11 year ol...We're not 11, just have the maturity of 11 year olds.The Stabbing Penhttp://thestabbingpen.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-12621647642963482232009-04-10T14:21:00.000-04:002009-04-10T14:21:00.000-04:00word to yo muthaword to yo muthaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-80164287645799075452009-04-10T14:18:00.000-04:002009-04-10T14:18:00.000-04:00Kirsten: Thanks for being the first, and probably ...Kirsten: Thanks for being the first, and probably last, person to call my humor "highbrow"! Welcome to the inner circle. Meetings are on Wednesdays. Bring a snack for the whole group.<BR/><BR/>Brookeamanda: No problem, I'm glad I could introduce the concept of the Chick Tract to so many.<BR/><BR/>RockstarMama: Thank you very much. And yeah, that grass. It's like green tinsel.<BR/><BR/>Alan: No, those are things found in a psycho's Easter egg.<BR/><BR/>Helen: Yes it is , yo. Holla!Shawnhttp://whitesharktank.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-73429385458809075912009-04-10T14:12:00.000-04:002009-04-10T14:12:00.000-04:00and those nasty peeps.no that's not ghetto slang f...and those nasty peeps.<BR/><BR/>no that's not ghetto slang for "people". :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-49747147879407776822009-04-10T13:46:00.000-04:002009-04-10T13:46:00.000-04:00I alwasy thought that there were rabbit snouts and...I alwasy thought that there were rabbit snouts and unused bunny scraps in them. Thanks for clearing this up.alantruhttp://sickdays.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-20417880715737300792009-04-10T12:07:00.000-04:002009-04-10T12:07:00.000-04:00Very thoughtful and thorough presentation. Perhaps...Very thoughtful and thorough presentation. Perhaps next a PowerPoint on Memorial Day weekend celebration ideas.<BR/><BR/>My fave thing about Easter is finding that damn sparkly grass everywhere for months. Stupid grass.RockstarMamahttp://www.rockstarmamaonline.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-43851186598192615742009-04-10T11:59:00.000-04:002009-04-10T11:59:00.000-04:00Thanks for enlightening me on what a Chick Tract i...Thanks for enlightening me on what a Chick Tract is! I, too, thought it was just chick poop until now.brookeamandahttp://www.brookeamanda.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-49462775421829896842009-04-10T11:35:00.000-04:002009-04-10T11:35:00.000-04:00I just googled, "Chick Tract". Now I'm in your inn...I just googled, "Chick Tract". Now I'm in your inner circle!Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-37106060390240181242009-04-10T11:34:00.000-04:002009-04-10T11:34:00.000-04:00"Chick Tract"? I don't know what that is. Enough w..."Chick Tract"? I don't know what that is. Enough with your high brow humor!Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-72379185819398216712009-04-10T11:02:00.000-04:002009-04-10T11:02:00.000-04:00Thinkinfyou: Glad I could serve as a personal remi...Thinkinfyou: Glad I could serve as a personal reminder service. <BR/><BR/>I hate commercials: They come from brown chickens.<BR/><BR/>Reforming: Yeah, midday Easter eggs hunts can be dangerous in the warmer climes.<BR/><BR/>NGIP: Thanx yo!<BR/><BR/>Kris: There's something for everyone. <BR/><BR/>Chris: You have to avoid the ones that smell like fish.<BR/><BR/>Hindleyite: Yes, yes they do. Especially the black ones.Shawnhttp://whitesharktank.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-7233867178321464152009-04-10T07:25:00.000-04:002009-04-10T07:25:00.000-04:00HAHAH! Those jellybeans in Easter eggs suck.HAHAH! Those jellybeans in Easter eggs suck.Harry Yackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04515058963383304464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-22266526513597071592009-04-10T05:23:00.000-04:002009-04-10T05:23:00.000-04:00I got an easter egg this year (first time in about...I got an easter egg this year (first time in about 7 years) ... then I got sick. I now hate easter except for the fact that I get the day off ... hooray for holidays.Chrishttp://www.theafternoonbreak.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-13929941881568727832009-04-10T00:16:00.000-04:002009-04-10T00:16:00.000-04:00My son, Mr. Shark eficianado (sp?), loves your blo...My son, Mr. Shark eficianado (sp?), loves your blog pic.Krishttp://www.lilyslicorice.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-39645164763491891642009-04-10T00:13:00.000-04:002009-04-10T00:13:00.000-04:00bwaHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love your mad presentation sk...bwaHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love your mad presentation skillz!Nanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-53824268675932976502009-04-09T22:10:00.000-04:002009-04-09T22:10:00.000-04:00Thanks for the explanation of Chick Tract. I had ...Thanks for the explanation of Chick Tract. I had never heard that term.<BR/><BR/>Melted chocolate stuff is the worst thing I've found in an Easter egg. Ick!ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-11157708378628718672009-04-09T21:44:00.000-04:002009-04-09T21:44:00.000-04:00nothing says easter like brown easter eggs hahahanothing says easter like brown easter eggs hahahaI Hate Commercialshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15541585891026710383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-42480770911599382362009-04-09T21:12:00.000-04:002009-04-09T21:12:00.000-04:00Oh shit! Sunday is Easter!! Thanks for the reminde...Oh shit! Sunday is Easter!! Thanks for the reminder....my kids would have been so pissed!Thinkinfyouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551329486113673201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-41735178830602002652009-04-09T19:49:00.000-04:002009-04-09T19:49:00.000-04:00C.B.: Yeah, I was never one to conserve my Easter ...C.B.: Yeah, I was never one to conserve my Easter candy (to put it mildly)<BR/><BR/>Tina: You've NEVER gotten an Easter egg? You need to seek out a public hunt as your next outing.<BR/><BR/>Steph: It's only known as a "shit track" by its true admirers.<BR/><BR/>Funnyrunner: I'll take your advice on the Peeps. They didn't look like anything too appetizing. Although if I was running 6+ miles a day, the last thing I'd be worried about is calories.<BR/><BR/>Chinaren: I knew there had to be someone out there eating them.Shawnhttp://whitesharktank.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-43645999158692615702009-04-09T19:27:00.000-04:002009-04-09T19:27:00.000-04:00Hey, I like Jelly Beans!Hey, I like Jelly Beans!Chinarenhttp://tomecity.com/blogs/blog2.phpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-7924641482792421272009-04-09T18:29:00.000-04:002009-04-09T18:29:00.000-04:00lasciviously- fantastic word, my compliments! Don...lasciviously- fantastic word, my compliments! Don't bother with the Peeps, by the way. They are laborious to chew and not at all worth the calories. In a word? bleagh!Funnyrunnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06871547075275345029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-47507733227634335812009-04-09T16:52:00.000-04:002009-04-09T16:52:00.000-04:00What on earth is a chick tract? I keep reading it ...What on earth is a chick tract? I keep reading it as a sh*t track! Thank god they are only found in like 5% of all eggs :)Stephhttp://www.1centnews.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-34725695360855631892009-04-09T16:34:00.000-04:002009-04-09T16:34:00.000-04:00I love it. I've never gotten an easter egg in my w...I love it. I've never gotten an easter egg in my whole life:( <BR/><BR/>I feel like I'm really missing out on "looks like chocolate, smells like something else."Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09068271309516009872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-78020871674777641122009-04-09T16:24:00.000-04:002009-04-09T16:24:00.000-04:00For some reason, none of those stupid fake eggs ha...For some reason, none of those stupid fake eggs had a secret decoder ring. I'm still trying to figure the weird patterns on my bathroom ceiling.<BR/><BR/>Jelly Beans and Peeps never lasted more than 10 seconds in my possession. One and a half seconds to put it in my mouth, and two to start choking on the thing. <BR/><BR/>The rest of that time was spent trying to garner sympathy form my parents, while reaching down in the basket for another one.Christopher Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10627806433170015538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-47712699324511864482009-04-09T16:23:00.000-04:002009-04-09T16:23:00.000-04:00Winky: You know, I've never eaten a Peep. What...Winky: You know, I've never eaten a Peep. What does it taste like? Chicken?<BR/><BR/>Shieldmaiden: Yeah, I was wondering if anyone would get that. Nice work. I had to give a shout out to one of the best comedy writers of our time.<BR/><BR/>Marissa: Good idea! Nothing brightens a holiday like crushing the spirits of little kids.<BR/><BR/>S&C: Well, a Chick Tract is a brand of religious pamphlet put out by Jack Chick. It's Christianity, in a hilarious comic strip format. <BR/><BR/>Dizzblnd: You gotta stop getting drunk the night before.<BR/><BR/>Heather: I don't know what's so frightening about it. The Shark Tank is family friendly. And maybe it's a really big Easter egg.Shawnhttp://whitesharktank.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com