tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post4161135759696157649..comments2023-07-20T08:50:16.157-04:00Comments on The Shark Tank: A Saturday Brainteaser!Shawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-7329366453712223992009-03-25T01:17:00.000-04:002009-03-25T01:17:00.000-04:00Scorpion: You have presented a worthy and well rea...Scorpion: You have presented a worthy and well reasoned argument. I'll look very forward to the lobster's response.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-27094562039211456902009-03-24T22:34:00.000-04:002009-03-24T22:34:00.000-04:00Lobster Shmobster. Scorpions are far superior spe...Lobster Shmobster. Scorpions are far superior speaking from an evolutionary standpoint. Sure, lobsters have better armor, but 1) they are highly desired by predatory humans, 2) they have to live in water, 3) they can't sting and their tails tuck UNDER for God's sake and 4) there's no cool folk story about their legendary trickery. <BR/><BR/>Yes, Internet access in my office is one of the nice perks of my job (in addition to some pretty good health care). Also, I get to stay home for a long time between tours. My old lady likes that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-49265622278233088282009-03-24T15:31:00.000-04:002009-03-24T15:31:00.000-04:00Called and commented.Called and commented.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-61642978213351915162009-03-23T10:22:00.000-04:002009-03-23T10:22:00.000-04:00I want my look back.I want my look back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-37060402297804390512009-03-23T10:16:00.000-04:002009-03-23T10:16:00.000-04:00You don't scare me, Scorpion. And anyways, a lobst...You don't scare me, Scorpion. And anyways, a lobster called. He wants his look back.<BR/><BR/>In yo face.Heather Cherryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03315027717631291597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-47845114503372764832009-03-23T09:56:00.000-04:002009-03-23T09:56:00.000-04:00Margo: You could always picture Hugh Jackman as th...Margo: You could always picture Hugh Jackman as the farmer. I pictured him more as a Richard Farnsworth-type, but it's open to interpretation.<BR/><BR/>Jersey Girl: And you stole it from Dane Cook, so it's all fair.<BR/><BR/>Sheeps: I knew you were going to say that.<BR/><BR/>Heather: The Scorpion has got a real attitude problem.<BR/><BR/>Me-Me King: That's just GREAT...<BR/><BR/>The Scorpion: That sounds like a horrible time. At least they give you internet access in your "office".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-39643199157321977992009-03-23T00:22:00.000-04:002009-03-23T00:22:00.000-04:00I have minions that write my bio because I'm very ...I have minions that write my bio because I'm very important. Also, in case you haven't notice I have big claws unlike you fancy little 10-digited humans. It took me about three hours to type my last comment. Heather Cherry, all I can say to you is "check your shoes tomorrow morning" young missy!<BR/><BR/>Shawn, if I wasn't on tour with this stupid Discovery Museum gig, I'd come over there just to watch you try to hit my scorpion face. Instead I have to sit around tomorrow in yawnsville and watch snotty little 2nd graders tap on the glass wall of my office.<BR/><BR/>Oh and if anyone on the staff of the museum is reading this: I WANT FREAKING FRESH CRICKETS NEXT TIME!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-31741412911508279002009-03-23T00:03:00.000-04:002009-03-23T00:03:00.000-04:00Oh, these are your keys??? oops.Oh, these are your keys??? oops.Me-Me Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15702437014277335742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-37375376141509906732009-03-22T23:05:00.000-04:002009-03-22T23:05:00.000-04:00What, you can't even write your own profile, Scorp...What, you can't even write your own profile, Scorpion? You had to link to a Wikipedia entry that someone else composed? Wow. You totally suck.Heather Cherryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03315027717631291597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-2293881904023944372009-03-22T22:58:00.000-04:002009-03-22T22:58:00.000-04:00BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-18404346402260855792009-03-22T22:35:00.000-04:002009-03-22T22:35:00.000-04:00don't steal my line. i'll punch YOU in the face. b...don't steal my line. i'll punch YOU in the face. b-(<BR/><BR/>lol.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-39757371202735026712009-03-22T22:04:00.000-04:002009-03-22T22:04:00.000-04:00I don't do brain teasers - unless Hugh Jackman is ...I don't do brain teasers - unless Hugh Jackman is somewhere near the beginning and he isn't wearing a shirt.Margohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15813140073356995390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-82975704388284350062009-03-22T22:03:00.000-04:002009-03-22T22:03:00.000-04:00Don: You're very welcome. A mind is a terrible thi...Don: You're very welcome. A mind is a terrible thing to taste. Er, waste.<BR/><BR/>C: I looked there first. No go.<BR/><BR/>Jen: He took the remote control to the bathroom with him? I don't like to lose power over the TV, either, but I don't take it to that extreme.<BR/><BR/>Scorpion: This is a real computer, scorpion, you don't even know. I will totally punch you in your scorpion face.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-65521892432999392432009-03-22T21:11:00.000-04:002009-03-22T21:11:00.000-04:00I'm pissed that you implied I can only kill half a...I'm pissed that you implied I can only kill half a farmer. You pansy-ass writer typing on your little keyboard (probably a laptop and not even a REAL computer). Why I oughta come up there and sting your ass!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-39123506685051633822009-03-22T15:55:00.000-04:002009-03-22T15:55:00.000-04:00I had another thought about where they might be. W...I had another thought about where they might be. Whenever the ex husband would lose the remote it was always, ALWAYS, found sitting on the tank of the toilet. Maybe the keys are there?Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08551314950473231190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-52904120100448490392009-03-22T12:56:00.000-04:002009-03-22T12:56:00.000-04:00Whenever my kids ask me where something is I respo...Whenever my kids ask me where something is I respond..."If they were up your butt you'd know it." Don't know why I do that...but have you looked there?Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07806866371476139954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-31064838215550584842009-03-22T11:27:00.000-04:002009-03-22T11:27:00.000-04:00Thanks for having me read something worthwhile and...Thanks for having me read something worthwhile and waking my brain for the day. It doesn't make a lick of sense, and I have no answer. My brain sure is lively now. Thanks.Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-19509939027227339412009-03-22T10:10:00.000-04:002009-03-22T10:10:00.000-04:00lilaphase: uhhh, that would explain the long, oran...lilaphase: uhhh, that would explain the long, orange bill-looking thing. I wondered what that was and why it was so hard to chew.<BR/><BR/>Ducks: then again, I don't keep a computer in my stomach. Now I'm really confused.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-85840166048275740122009-03-21T23:49:00.000-04:002009-03-21T23:49:00.000-04:00Not funny, lilaphase. Ducks r peeple 2 u no.Not funny, lilaphase. Ducks r peeple 2 u no.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-46423933813250567682009-03-21T23:26:00.000-04:002009-03-21T23:26:00.000-04:00Are you sure what you found in the fridge was chic...Are you sure what you found in the fridge was chicken? And not the aforementioned ducks?lilaphasehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09909153033731044759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-37134313322804346392009-03-21T19:01:00.000-04:002009-03-21T19:01:00.000-04:00Jen: I have far too much respect for my readers to...Jen: I have far too much respect for my readers to taint a perfectly good Saturday with actual math. Even those readers with key-thieves for daughters.<BR/><BR/>Maureen: Always "C" was my usual approach to standardized tests in high school. And what my dad would mumble when he looked at my report cards.<BR/><BR/>C.B.: I only WISH!<BR/><BR/>Dalton: They weren't in the fridge. However, there was some old chicken I had forgotten about and now wish had remained forgotten.<BR/><BR/>Farmer: Perhaps you should have thought about that when you cheaped out and bought the flimsiest boat you could find. Good luck, sucka.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-84969446099066893182009-03-21T18:15:00.000-04:002009-03-21T18:15:00.000-04:00They're in the fridge. Ever noticed how people wil...They're in the fridge. Ever noticed how people will frequently look for their keys in the fridge when they lose them? Wonder how often they find them in there.Dalton J. Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09760255840867411912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-25954278503719668422009-03-21T16:57:00.000-04:002009-03-21T16:57:00.000-04:00B, The answer is most definitely B.B, The answer is most definitely B.Christopher Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10627806433170015538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-86040450168365171212009-03-21T15:09:00.000-04:002009-03-21T15:09:00.000-04:00C. It's ALWAYS C!!!! At least in my sad world it i...C. It's ALWAYS C!!!! At least in my sad world it is. Oh, and none of them crossed the river. The farmer lost his keys to the boat too.Maureenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01797167028822330935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-65701225462428267282009-03-21T14:07:00.000-04:002009-03-21T14:07:00.000-04:00Hel-LO! Is someone gonna get me the hell across th...Hel-LO! Is someone gonna get me the hell across this river? I'm still waiting...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com