tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post2622373116420211768..comments2023-07-20T08:50:16.157-04:00Comments on The Shark Tank: The Perfect PostShawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-87784526039421063732010-05-25T11:39:19.583-04:002010-05-25T11:39:19.583-04:00Well, not really child abuse, which is relative (p...Well, not really child abuse, which is relative (pun intended) but a picture of a mom spanking a kid. I was chastizing one of my friends on a discussion board for being rude to a newby and I wanted to offer to give him a spanking. I typed "Mom giving boy spanking" into the google image machine and your website came up. I read that first hilarious essay and became an instant fan. I'm considering trying some of those special abuse techniques you've suggested. It's refreshing to know that there are still parents out there willing to carry out the threat of turning the car around if they don't stop that G-D bickering and quit kicking the back of my G-D seat, fer G-d's sake. I actually say the whole thing, G-O-D D-A-M-N but I didn't want to offend your more refined and sensitive readers with my blatant cussing.Insana Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18214411440222153155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-5202045046420495492010-05-20T14:06:29.655-04:002010-05-20T14:06:29.655-04:00Insana: You found this blog by looking for picture...Insana: You found this blog by looking for pictures of child abuse? I mean, some of the entries are weaker than others, but I wouldn't consider any of them child abuse. <br /><br />Anyway, the five dollars is on its way. I don't see my prayers earning me any sort of redemption.Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-77504909439535575382010-05-20T12:25:16.942-04:002010-05-20T12:25:16.942-04:00Accidentally found your blog while looking for an ...Accidentally found your blog while looking for an image for blatant child abuse. Well Gawl Dang!! Yer funny as hell. Hell is funny, especially your version. I loved your attempt at prayer. I wet my panties with that one. <br /><br />I'm glad I found you but sorry that grape nuts took precedence over writing the perfect blog post. Grape nuts make my jaw tired too. I consider any healthy food like that to be a last resort. <br /><br />Sorry to hear that your wife expired due to the rickshaw accident and that you went without homemade tacos. Eating Chef Boyardee is probably a sin. There is a repentence process but it involves some very soulful introspection. I don't recommend it for the novice repenter-er types like yourself. Send me five dollars and I'll absolve you, but only one time. After that the price goes up. Salvation ain't free bucko!Insana Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18214411440222153155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-78695742953414770892010-05-19T10:44:13.940-04:002010-05-19T10:44:13.940-04:00Stabbing: Thank you sir.Stabbing: Thank you sir.Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-91475577398322914662010-05-18T17:19:41.045-04:002010-05-18T17:19:41.045-04:00Good to have you back in da blogworld, I'll be...Good to have you back in da blogworld, I'll be sure to add a link your page on mine!The Stabbing Penhttp://thestabbingpen.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-28625083114614510692010-05-18T15:25:14.218-04:002010-05-18T15:25:14.218-04:00Eric: This information should be widely spread and...Eric: This information should be widely spread and disseminated! I encourage you to edit Wikipedia this instant.<br /><br />Cassie: I am up for the challenge. For a while.Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-839025885939440152010-05-18T13:13:48.739-04:002010-05-18T13:13:48.739-04:00Clearly you have a difficult task. I wish you luck...Clearly you have a difficult task. I wish you luck. I mean...it's hard to compete with Sarah Palin's popularity...because she's so cool and stuff.Cassiehttp://www.whosmydaddy.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-49530851838753307602010-05-18T13:01:45.614-04:002010-05-18T13:01:45.614-04:00Hah, back in my day, grapes were so tough they wer...Hah, back in my day, grapes were so tough they were actually raisins, and we called the raisins something else, and when that something else petrified and inexplicably changed to grain, we called em 'nuts'.Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09174000870387556118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-2874944648108020832010-05-18T09:18:40.172-04:002010-05-18T09:18:40.172-04:00Jeff: No! Nuh-uhhh. There's a real idea.Jeff: No! Nuh-uhhh. There's a real idea.Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-52268357431751570842010-05-17T20:53:45.374-04:002010-05-17T20:53:45.374-04:00I got it! THIS post was "The Idea," righ...I got it! THIS post was "The Idea," right? Disappearing for a long time was the perfect setup. Pure genius.<br /><br />Glad you're back.Jeff Tompkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00003374634980549204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-19762932751922129052010-05-17T16:34:04.772-04:002010-05-17T16:34:04.772-04:00Vange: No, I'll stick around and post for a mo...Vange: No, I'll stick around and post for a month or two at least.<br /><br />Foxy: Yeah, a ruined idea is like a yellow snowflake. You just...don't even want to go there.<br /><br />Marissa: Yes! The prophecy has been fulfilled.<br /><br />Chris: I must never utter it. Rare birds have died!Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-78603569068434306992010-05-17T16:05:35.692-04:002010-05-17T16:05:35.692-04:00Awesome, glad you're back! And now I'm cu...Awesome, glad you're back! And now I'm curious as to what that "great idea" is. Do tell!Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-77848473570813894342010-05-17T15:26:15.011-04:002010-05-17T15:26:15.011-04:00Yay, you're back! Gosh, just when I was getti...Yay, you're back! Gosh, just when I was getting used to my morning routine of pulling up your blog, sighing with disappointment, and summoning the will to go on with my life and wait another day for the new post.<br /><br />And TODAY was the day!!Marissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18045340195320969937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-36057821122720452982010-05-17T10:15:11.620-04:002010-05-17T10:15:11.620-04:00Well, I'm personally glad that you didn't ...Well, I'm personally glad that you didn't ruin The Idea by presenting it horribly. You're right... better for it to go left untold. Believe or not, I have several of those babies floating around in this head of mine. Or maybe that's the bugs I ingested. In any event.......<br /><br />Glad you're back. Blogland does need you now. MORE THAN EVER.foxyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16352196676526508960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-4103030129381716722010-05-17T09:06:43.703-04:002010-05-17T09:06:43.703-04:00Well, you deserve a good long rest. See you next ...Well, you deserve a good long rest. See you next June, I hope! ahahahaaaavangehttp://www.superficialgallery.com/index.phpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-69623119029013903092010-05-16T11:34:28.055-04:002010-05-16T11:34:28.055-04:00Wendy: That's the best kind of missing.
Ultra...Wendy: That's the best kind of missing.<br /><br />Ultramarine: It was an accident, sir. An ACCIDENT!<br /><br />Agnes: Thanks!<br /><br />UR: Yes! The return of the Shark Tank calls for much Jager!Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-1715301013208090762010-05-15T23:23:36.928-04:002010-05-15T23:23:36.928-04:00Oh my gosh, I can't believe it's really yo...Oh my gosh, I can't believe it's really you. And I shall drink it down, the alkie that I am, to your honor. Long live The Shark Tank.Unfinished Ramblerhttp://unfinishedperson.com/category/unfinished-ramblernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-33891444972920980502010-05-15T17:31:54.316-04:002010-05-15T17:31:54.316-04:00Welcome back :-)))Welcome back :-)))Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04735148155885016692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-11002844411736786672010-05-15T14:26:31.799-04:002010-05-15T14:26:31.799-04:00Screw you and your IDEA!Screw you and your IDEA!Ultramarine Lorikeethttp://store.wptestore.com/catalog/kulp-ulml.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-76652301351858369222010-05-15T13:28:03.247-04:002010-05-15T13:28:03.247-04:00Yay! I'm so glad you're back. I missed you...Yay! I'm so glad you're back. I missed you. In a kind of platonic stalking sort of way.Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03115002505324651653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-25618899182093018522010-05-15T09:59:06.456-04:002010-05-15T09:59:06.456-04:00Obladi: Didn't make it past the headline, eh? ...Obladi: Didn't make it past the headline, eh? <br /><br />Funnyrunner: Maybe "grape" has another meaning. Some archaic definition, only known in the era when Grape Nuts was last enjoyed that cereal.<br /><br />JG: I shall not.<br /><br />George: Too kind, sir. Thank you.Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-63819893953565586672010-05-15T01:35:07.160-04:002010-05-15T01:35:07.160-04:00Man, welcome back. This was a loooong wait, but we...Man, welcome back. This was a loooong wait, but well worth it. :)Georgehttp://addanaccity.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-59275793966296871872010-05-14T22:15:06.003-04:002010-05-14T22:15:06.003-04:00Indeed interesting....neither grape nor nut.
Do n...Indeed interesting....neither grape nor nut.<br /><br />Do not neglect your task again.<br /><br />-a.JerseyGirlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-79898980635788879082010-05-14T17:56:46.065-04:002010-05-14T17:56:46.065-04:00Is it you? Shark Tank? You've been absent al...Is it you? Shark Tank? You've been absent almost as much as I have. When your site was loading all I could see was "shark tank... updatd yearly," and I nearly spit my vodka tonic out through my nose! (nearly... whew. the alcoholic beverage, extremely needed today, was preserved and has safely made it back to my blood stream).<br /><br />welcome back! <br /><br />love the grape nuts humor. I was trying to explain to my kids the other day just how rock hard and disgusting they are, and I still have no idea why they're called "grape" nuts. wtf?Funnyrunnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06871547075275345029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-78576816427381961922010-05-14T15:59:52.342-04:002010-05-14T15:59:52.342-04:00Updated yearly? Is that why you havent been around...Updated yearly? Is that why you havent been around? Updated yearly...thats funny.obladi obladahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08369698071576277433noreply@blogger.com