tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post1399124989270751875..comments2023-07-20T08:50:16.157-04:00Comments on The Shark Tank: The Problem With Reading In BedShawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-1588206894755154652010-06-21T22:36:13.975-04:002010-06-21T22:36:13.975-04:00I believe you have been married just long enough t...I believe you have been married just long enough to start recognizing your partners animal match (something that gets title status in Highlights magazine several times a year). You recognize her goatiness and she recognizes your baboon childlike qualities. <br /><br />There's no reason a goat and a baboon cannot coexist in peace and comfort. Yes, the offspring are a bit odd, but no more than the chinless freaks that come from British royalty.<br /><br />I have an art piece that I'd like to re-dedicate to your lovely Betsy. It has the disturbing word "Utah" in it but otherwise might be a sweet tribute to her goaty happiness and love of mature literature. You may see it here:http://insanadsprojects.blogspot.com/2010/06/non-conformist.html<br /><br />I shall go and read more of your blatherings and see if I can find anything worth stealing and using at the family reunion. I have been assigned to be the bartender at a koolaid and otter pop dive and was told to come up with numerous funny stories to regale my pre-pubescent audience with. I will credit you, but it won't matter because they don't know who you are. I shall be funny by proxy. If they tip, I'll send 1/2 your way. Expect upwards of a nickle in the coming weeks.Insana Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18214411440222153155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-27355597127484132162010-06-19T22:26:49.937-04:002010-06-19T22:26:49.937-04:00I come to this blog not just for the great writing...I come to this blog not just for the great writing, but also because I know this is the Internet's only one-stop resource for goat urine stories accompanied by a picture of what appears to be Sam Waterston reading in bed.Jeff Tompkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00003374634980549204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-55343298932009324052010-06-16T15:16:38.460-04:002010-06-16T15:16:38.460-04:00Wow. I don't know what to say. I think your ...Wow. I don't know what to say. I think your wife needs her own blog just to get her feelings out. And I will read that blog.<br /><br />I do have to say that Highlights Mag is fantastic, though, so Betsy-Ann needs to straight up chill out on her judgment of your reading selection. It's a magazine that gets people fired up and engaged in the reading process. It's a wonderful thing.<br /><br />Finally, the fact that Betsy-Ann has doused her pillow with goat urine might be a sign that she doesn't want you to come closer. Perhaps if you switch up your lit just near bed time (that's all I'm saying), you might smash your head into a more sweet-smelling pillow.Vodka and Ground Beefhttp://vodkaandgroundbeef.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-24477564407680580112010-06-16T14:32:09.721-04:002010-06-16T14:32:09.721-04:00Candy sort of beat me to this comment, but I'l...Candy sort of beat me to this comment, but I'll say it anyway.<br /><br />Goofus stays up until the wee hours of the morning reading, and is a total asshole the entire next day.<br /><br />Gallant plans his reading time so he gets to bed at a reasonable hour and he is fresh as a daisy in the morning.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-82528927204635318092010-06-15T21:18:34.376-04:002010-06-15T21:18:34.376-04:00I am a huge Goofus and Gallant fan myself. That Go...I am a huge Goofus and Gallant fan myself. That Goofus is always getting into trouble.Candy's daily Dandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18172746492146546253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-87290611309958912962010-06-15T19:04:38.689-04:002010-06-15T19:04:38.689-04:00Are you sure it smelled like goat urine? Cuz Tide ...Are you sure it smelled like goat urine? Cuz Tide has a new detergent: Tide with Ammonia.<br /><br />hee hee hee<br /><br />*clippity clopping away*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-26158168002053441312010-06-15T14:35:42.444-04:002010-06-15T14:35:42.444-04:00Wususu, wususum hsaps uhm,
*clears throat with a...Wususu, wususum hsaps uhm, <br /><br />*clears throat with a booming ahem, and continues reading your blog post* <br /><br />wussusshu susuwsash...Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09174000870387556118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-15289259760194208242010-06-15T13:33:13.992-04:002010-06-15T13:33:13.992-04:00Yes, you need separate bedrooms to make a marriage...Yes, you need separate bedrooms to make a marriage with a goat work. That's what <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4748292.stm" rel="nofollow">this man</a> said, anyway.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155469305269411847.post-84716115976088148192010-06-15T12:23:22.969-04:002010-06-15T12:23:22.969-04:00Wow. Just. Wow.
I'm sorry you're an emot...Wow. Just. Wow. <br /><br />I'm sorry you're an emotionally stunted man-child. That really sucks.Cassiehttp://www.whosmydaddy.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com